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10 Reasons Why Nickelback is the Worst Band of All Time



10 Reasons Why Nickelback is the Worst Band of All Time


This is how you remind me . . . of how horrible you really are


Nickelback is the worst band of all time. This is a fact.  I mean, sure, we can all agree they aren't technically as bad as these guys, but I don't have to listen to those guys every day on my way to work. I don't have to try and coexist with their fans. I don't have to change channels at halftime on Thanksgiving to avoid them. I don't have to see their bad hair at the Grammys.   


The only reason Nickelback should ever be played is in the case of a Zombie Apocalypse, in which case they can be played at full volume to repel waves of the undead (if survival is really worth putting your ears through that).


What have they been rewarded for being the worst band of all time? Since 2001, they've sold more than 15.5 million records. On top of that, they've were the most-played band in the U.S. last year, with a song played every 30 seconds on any given radio station.  Which just goes to prove there is no hope for humanity. 


This doesn't mean that they are good.  Just because Busch beer makes millions off poor, white trash doesn't make it good beer, does it?


Worse still, Nickelback is poised for yet another full-frontal, ear blitzkrieg.  Today is the release date for their next auditory molestation. The album is called Here and Now and here and now over a thousand people have already given it an average rating of 4.5 stars on iTunes. I just don't see how this is possible.


Why is Nickelback the worst band ever? Why are they the most hated band? Why should you not buy their new album?


Here's the list of ten reasons I hope to answer those questions:    




10. They wrote the song “Something in Your Mouth.” (you're so much cooler when you leave it in your mouth/'cuz you look so much cuter with something in your mouth)


9. A pickle got more fans than them on Facebook in a matter of weeks: http://pickleback.webs.com/


8. They get boo’d off stage and have rocks thrown at them.  Granted, this was a crowd of Portuguese metal heads, but if these people can tell Nickelback is terrible, what is that saying about the Nickelback fans?




7. They wrote the song “Sex” (sex is always the answer, never a question)


6.  Besides being an over-compressed, over-rated band with no dynamic range and a fan base consisting of 20 year old males with an affinity towards Vin Deisel movies, they also rip off music.  The problem is . . . they rip off music from themselves.  Come on guys . . . real rockstars rip off their music from other musicians.  A fan uncovered that two of their songs sounded quite a lot alike (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4258547).  Probably because those two songs are the same. Check it out: 




5. Their songwriting in general. Every song sounds exactly the same. If you can get past the overly-distorted guitars that only play power chords, gravel-vocals that sound like constipation and a mash of buzzing mediocrity to actually listen to the lyrics all you'll find are recycled, immature themes and rhyme schemes.  Look at the rhyme scheme in the song "Photograph:" 


photograph/laugh
red/head
up/up
workout/out
. . . 
door/floor
door/for


4. Look at the critics! This isn't a very convincing argument, I know. But when you google a great band, you simply don't get thousands of pages of why that band is THE WORST band of all time (check out Urban Dictionary definitions of 'Nickelback' for a fun time).  Let's face it, would you pay good money to see a low-rated movie that consistently gets criticized as being the "Worst Movie of All Time"? Probably not. Unless it's the Fast and Furious (which ironically has the same fan base as Nickelback). Word Magazine readers voted Nickelback the "Worst Band of All Time" by a landslide. The Vancouver Sun described Nickelback as one of the most despised bands in the world. The Los Angeles Times wrote, "Nickelback's music isn't for hipsters or the illuminati. It's for people who don't want to have to think."

and here are just a few reviews of the band over the past decade:

Silverside Up (2001): "if you're looking for originality, you might want a full refund instead of a Nickelback"––Rolling Stone

The Long Road (2003): "Brazenly consistent, if unimaginative." ––Rolling Stone

The Long Road (2003): "Nickelback can now afford a little more time in the studio and a little more time to indulge themselves, and they turn out the same record, only slicker, which only highlights just how oppressively and needlessly sullen this group is." ––Allmusic

All The Right Reasons (2005): "All the Right Reasons is so depressing, you're almost glad Kurt's not around to hear it." ––Rolling Stone

 All The Right Reasons (2005): "Like all Nickelback releases before it, All The Right Reasons was made for all the wrong ones and follows all the formulas and cliche's you should be bored to death of by now."––Tiny Mix Tapes

Dark Horse (2008): "Nickelback are a gnarled, vulgar band reveling in their ignorance of the very notion of taste, lacking either the smarts or savvy to wallow in bad taste so they just get ugly, knocking out knuckle-dragging riffs that seem rarefied in comparison to their thick, boneheaded words."––Allmusic

3. A recent petition to stop Nickelback from playing this Thanksgiving at the Detroit halftime show has received well over 50,000 signatures.  The change.org petition states, "this game is nationally televised, do we really want the rest of the US to associate Detroit with Nickelback? Detroit is home to so many great musicians and they chose Nickelback?!?!?!"

2. Possibly the easiest, most surface-level answer to this question is the fans.  Nickelback has single-handedly caused a pandemic of doucheness.  It has taken over and created the 21rst century tool. You know the type.  They’re the guys who get the Chinese symbol for “Bro” tattooed on their bodies.  They’re the guys who pay $9 to watch Michael Bay movies.  They’re the guys who wear Affliction t-shirts.  And they’re all around us . . .

1. The #1 reason Nickelback is the WORST band of all time?  This guy: 


In 2008, Chad Kroeger was awarded the "Douche Bag of the Year Award" by the Guardian because he is a, "Self-important drunk driver and propagator of the worst music ever. With bad hair."


Well there you have it. Despite the fact that we all know the words to "How You Remind Me," it's not 2001 anymore. Let's stop giving this painfully generic, highly overrated band another multi-million dollar paycheck. It would make my commute to work much more pleasant. 




        

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184 Comments to “10 Reasons Why Nickelback is the Worst Band of All Time”


Very nicely put, couldn't agree more. They are just beyond terrible.

Anonymous

Absolutely hilarious and 100% accurate. Nicely written.

You are an idiot ) Here is no objectiv reasons, only youre thinks.

Anonymous

This is all crap. You can't give even a good reason why they are bad. All this is YOUR opinion of them and if your so against them don't listen to them. You can't tell people they are the worst band ever if you don't even have factual evidence to back it up. Giving a song name and lyrics is not a point. EVERY band/singer will get bad reviews from critics and every band/singer will get many good reviews to compensate for the bad ones. So shut up and stop giving out false information. Next time give REAL proof that is not bias or opinionated.

Anonymous

Hilarious. 100% true.

Shane from Missisipi

I only recently found out people didn't like nickelback... I have no idea why! They don't deserve the crap the internet gives them. Their songs are catchy and I know all of the lyrics. Also, you should really remove anything having to do with appearance. I like them for how they sound, not how they look. And if you want to complain about what a singer is singing about, complain about eminem. Nickelback sings mostly about love, making love and other human emotions, while he raps about... Well the opposite.

Tashawnmc

I don't like Nickelback, so I don't listen to them. Leave them and their fans alone.

Anonymous

Nickelback is the SECOND worst band. Try listening to Blood On The Dancefloor and you'll understand.

Anonymous

Lol at the clowns passionately defending this band, they don't know any better.

Anonymous

Oh, this is great! Thank you so much for writing this. Nickelback fans are such an embarrassment, and I'll be seeing plenty soon as they're coming over to New Zealand... *Groan* Reading this blog will help me get through this.

Anonymous

Delete this crap and learn to keep your mouth shut. Your ass already sends enough shit to the outside...

Anonymous

People saying that this is all your opinion obviously didn't read it. This is full of FACTS, plus Nickelfags everywhere are so full of themselves that they fail to see that every other musician is better.

Anonymous

More objective less subjective i know its difficult if its about music, but if you're going to make a page about something atleast put some thought into it. TO be honest your lack of objectivity makes you look as ignorant and as culturally depraved as the very band and fans you mock. Im going to be honest i dont like ANY alternative rock band because all of their songs sound exactly the same. But most of the music currently being put out is fking horrible, i dont consider myself a hipster because hipsters themselves are just mainstream faggots, but most of the mainstream music is crap with no real message or depth. And if it does have some sort of "depth" its usually a facade while in fact being totally shallow.

Anonymous

They really ARE the worst band ever, but it was poorly argued. You really only made like one or two good points in the entire article.

i was gonna point out the flaws in this page but there are oh so many. all it really does is prove the internets seemingly perpetual hate for a decent band is completely unfounded. just conformists jumping on a band wagon. no nickelback isnt the greatest band around, they are a little overplayed and maybe chad should get a haircut. but their songs are catchy, he's got a good voice and most importantly they are fairly easy to relate to lyrically.
clearly they are doing something right though cause despite all the net rage they hold strong and are still hitting it up on the charts. all this page has really done is make you look like an ignorant musical bigot, and a trolling tool.
i will add this though - in Aus we dont have the nickelback fanboys you make reference to; perhaps they are what has soured your experience with the band?

Anonymous
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Someone who commented above wanted the facts, not opinions, on why Nickelback is so bad. Well, music's subjective. "Nickelback is bad", in and of itself, IS an opinion.

Anonymous

I am not a fan of Nickelback, but if you think they are the worst band around. Yal are so fking ignorant its sad. Pure hatred for a decent band.

Anonymous

Wow, look at you, another ignorant internet troll. If you hate them so much change the radio channel, or you know buy a CD or an iPod and listen to that instead. This whole blog is pure idiocy, douchebags like you are the reason why hatred exists in this world. Oh and uh, get your facts straight before you start posting crap all over the internet because honestly nobody cares about your OPINION, which as far as I, and most others can tell, is what this post is: the opinion of an idiotic, loudmouthed douchebag who evidently doesn't know how to change the radio channel or plug in an iPod!!!

Anonymous

Whoever wrote this FUCK YOU!!!! I love NickelBack and your just jealous! Don't hate on people who have more then your broke ass! Like really jump off their icks. Your the on on your nerdy ass computer looking up Nickelback for all the wrong resons! If your dumb ass put all tha effort into finding a job, then your dumb ass woulnd't be on the computer talking SHIT about an amazing band who has WAY more ten you do! Fucking ass hole get a LIFE! I got mine!

Diovion Badd!

They make my ears bleed. I agree with you 100%.

Anonymous

Nickelback is AWESOME!!!!!!!!! FUCK the HATERS!!!!!!

Anonymous

100% your opnion. You put absolutly 0% good reasons and 0% truth.Leave Nickelback and its fans alone. Just becuase you(and others) dont like Nickelback dont rant about them.

Anonymous

HAHAHA Thank you! They are fucking terrible. Anyone who defends them needs to go live in a cave and not include themselves in the rest of society. And whoever said that they are an alternative rock band, fuck off. You obviously don't understand music genres. Try The Temper Trap or Powderfinger. They are mostly alternate rock groups apart from a few songs. Nickelback is purely Pop Rock and is worse then Nicki Minaj. From the section of society that hasn't lost their mind.

Anonymous

If you don`t like them then stop listening their music, why bother, i hate other bands and i don`t need to write a blog to let you know which ones are, i really don`t know why im wasting my time here with people who display thoughts of a neanderthal.

Anonymous

I'd really like to write a serious comment bout your blog but your arguments are just too embarrassing to stay objective haha .. you'd better search for a more useful activity than writing such s*** (by the way sorry for my bad english..)
Have a nice day :)

Anonymous

ffdp is much much much much worse!

Dude..wtf!Why do you even comment,why do you even listen to them if they're the worst band ever? You are so full of shit.

Anonymous

>ALL NICKELBACK SONGS SOUND THE SAME

>only shows How You Remind Me and Someday

Bitch please, as if other bands don't have one or two songs that sound similar, the only argument people use for that is exactly only these two songs, and they clearly aren't the only songs they've ever written.

As for the other reasons, yeah, i agree with some of them.

S.E.X and Something in Your Mouth are terrible, actually the whole Dark Horse album was abysmal with those horrible tunes talking about sex and drinking. That said, i am a Nickelback fan, but that doesn't mean i'm too retarded to not be able to criticize a band i like.

To tell the truth, they were good before, Curb, The State and Silver Side Up are decent Nirvana-inspired grunge albums, even their lyrics were better before, but then it's all downhill from The Long Road onwards, when they started these shit tunes talking about sex/drugs/drinking.

Anonymous

All the butthurt fans didn't pay any attention to detail and just said "turn it off then" which was one of the issues, mentality of the typical Nickelback fan.

Anonymous

I LOVE NICKELBACK AND IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THEM OR THERE FANS THEN FUCK YOU. THEY ARE AWESOME!! FUCK YOU HATERS AND ALL THE THINGS THIS SAYS IS STUPID SO FUCK YOU.

Anonymous

Okay look, How can so many people like something THAT bad without using mind tricks in easily suggested minds like twilight and icp? Clearly they cant be as bad as you think they are.

Anonymous

Objective reason: Chad Kroeger has stated in interviews that he constructs music that sells, he listens to everything he can, deconstructs it, then copies whatever he thinks will sell, thats his approach to creating music. It doesn't come from some inner turmoil, or from a desire to create art, it comes from a desire to make as much money as possible.

Anonymous

Love the people saying "this is your opinion" when you have statements from critics. Nickelback is far from 'grunge' and a disgrace to it. I know what I'm talking about, I'm Canadian :)

Anonymous

I think it all depends on opnions. People this days are just so judgemental,

Anonymous

Let me know when you've sold as many records as he has...

Anonymous

What a load of crap this blog is. What about a the shit that comes from these so called talent shows??? I can think of many worse bands for example Coldplay. Snow patrol. Niki Minaj. Usher. Bieber. Limp bizkit

Anonymous

I can't say that I even know a single Nickelback song, all I do know is they suck.

Anonymous

Okay, FIRST OF ALL... you're an idiot. SECONDLY... you're argument is invalid. THIRD... You need a life. FOURTH... This whole page is based off of your opinions. FIFTH... if they are so "hated", they WOULDN'T be so famous. I'm not a HUGE Nickelback fan, but I do enjoy listening to their music every once in a while. SOME of their songs have good messages in them and so what if they don't have the most creative tunes? They still make more than you could ever dream of. This page is stupid and the creator of the page is pathetic if this is all you have to do with your life. Hate on a band that made it from nothing and worked very hard to get to where they are. Maybe your time would be better spent doing something you are good at instead of making a page that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

...i like nickleback

Anonymous

having seen them live twice all I can say is music is what you choose to enjoy only a douchebag would choose to target music in this manner

Anonymous

"Nickelback is far from 'grunge' and a disgrace to it."

implying grunge is good and Nickelback "disgraces" it instead of making it even worse

Anonymous

Amen to that!

Anonymous

Well, you got to be a genius to make the same music again and again. Status Quo are successful for over 40 years now, composing almost every song like the one before ;-)

Anonymous

Shittiest band ever.

Anonymous

HOR DORDLE ORDLE DOR, U DONT HAS TEH MONEYZ DEY DO!

Completely ignoring the very first paragraph.

Tom Dong

I did not know there are people who do not love Nickelback. I mean, they have great songs and had sold out concerts here and abroad. Their songs are topping the billboard countdown. While you have your 10 reasons not to like Nickelback, I can provide you 20 reasons to love them. I respect your opinion but it does not necessarily mean that I agree with them.

CAUSE WE ALL JUST A WANNA BE BIG ROCK STARS!!!!!! YAAAAA NICKELBACK!!!!!

I vote reason 11 to be some of the comments below...awesome cluelessness on display.

Mik

who ever wrote this is just a complete idiot! why bother hating on a band that clearly have talent or wouldn't be successful.
Their fans should be allowed to listen to what ever they want, sad little fucks like you should just go back to listening to the shit you listen to stop being such a cunt!!

Anonymous

Fuck you

Anonymous

"Nickelback is far from 'grunge' and a disgrace to it."

I meant they were a grunge band inspired by Nirvana in Curb and The State, their first two albums.

Grunge is a genre known for heavy distorted guitar sounds and lyrics usually about things like social alienation, apathy, confinement, and a desire for freedom. You can clearly notice the grunge influences in old Nickelback tracks like Little Friend, Pusher, Sea Groove, Fly, Breathe, Leader of Men, Not Leavin' Yet and Hold Out Your Hand.

Even Silver Side Up, which is the first album where they were beginning to sound less grunge and more pop rock still has some tracks that sound like grunge.

Wheter you like Nickelback or not is irrelevant, but they were a grunge band before, they had a grunge sound and they had grunge lyrics.

Anonymous

u dun no us nickleback fans. we da best cuz chag kroder it best man of alwyas.

fuck you...

Anonymous

No I can and I will continue to say they are literally the worst band ever.

Fuck you

Anonymous

Te bag in pizda ma-tii, tigan imputit

Anonymous

Now let me ask you what kind of music you listen to exactly? All of that is you opinion. Everyone has there opinion of them so that doesn't mean you need to give yours. It's pointless. Why did you even post this? Do you think people who listen to Nickelback now are going to be like, "Well shit better now listen to them because of this dumbass who posted his opinions on the internet."? Is that what you thought? Hm well you down right wrong. I give you heads up on "Second Douche Bag of the Year Award". Good day sir.

Lexi Lehr

shitshitshit

Anonymous

It's people like YOU who prove there's no hope for humanity. Your type also still believes that NASA faked the Apollo moon landing mission. I'm not their biggest fan myself, but Nickelback has plenty more good songs than any band that deserves to be called the "worst band of all time". I wouldn't be surprised if you came up with every single one of those quotes yourself and simply credited them on others. Someone should be throwing rocks at YOU right now.

Anonymous

Let me ask you something: how could the worst band of all time ever sell FIFTY MILLION ALBUMS, HUH?!? Think of THAT before you post your intelligence-free opinions on the Internet for everyone to read and ridicule.

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I really think that nickelback is not really that bad...

Anonymous

So true. Anyone who defends Nickelback is a brainless, chode loser with horrible taste is music. Nickelback and their fans can suck my bologna cock.

Anonymous

Lmao! The whole time I was reading this I laughed! Why? Because clearly you're just jealous That they ARE BETTER than yourself. Like you sat here saying how many Rewards and things that they have won and got to do. They must be good if thats the case! Like really people hate alllll you want to, but at the end Of the day they're better than most bands! Let's face it people they are good and you are making yourself look stupid making a page saying all this stuff then adding "because they suck" to the end of it. Haha people need to pull their heads out of there ass and gain some common sence!

The comments from Nickelback fans saying "FUCK U DON'T LIKE EM DONT LISTEN TO EM DEY MUST BE GOOD OR ELSE DEY WOULDNT BE FAMOUS, DEY GOT MOOR MONEY DEN U!"
Those comments are hilarious. I don't really hate Nickelback, but they are pretty bland and boring at times, and they're really not that good, in my opinion. And all you butthurt fans saying this person "Doesn't have a life", well that's pretty ironic, you must not have a life either if you have time to post a comment on a blog about why Nickelback is bad. Hypocritical douchebags.

Not convinced.. This was a waste of time reading this.. Get your facts straight.. Debates arent won by emotional opinions..

Anonymous

Maybe you should listen to their albums from hesher to silver side up and not judge them by what they have done lately saying that is all they have ever done.

Anonymous

how the hell can you say anything at all about nickelback. have you wrote and sang legendary songs, played an instrument like them or done anything worth something. i dont think so otherwise you would be doing that instead of spending time writing stuff like this, why dont you try and get somewhere in music because from the sound of things your jelous that you cant sing half as good as chad kroeger so PUT SOMETHING IN YOUR MOUTH and shut up

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Couldn't agree more. I also didn't know Nickelback received so much hate. I think if you enjoy the music, then listen to it, if you don't, then don't. It's like an art piece, only people who can relate and appreciate the message will like it. Who cares if it's "generic", it's better than the commercial music these days.

Anonymous

All I'm saying is that if you want generic, check out the commercial music these days. At least the lyrics Nickelback writes means something. No fancy electronic effects to make up for a lack of musical talent. And yet we all listen to it

I've heard of Nickelback, but not once have I ever listened to their music. I'm a pretty open person about music, I have many genres I love... namely that of alternative music so I thought I just had to search them up to judge them for myself. So I searched up their song about sex, and I listened to it for a while and I thought... uh-huh this sounds alright, why does everyone hate them and what's wrong with it? Then a few seconds into it, I found myself hating it, even loathing it. They're the WORST band, PERIOD I have ever listened too... Seriously, I mean In all honest I have no idea why I went from liking it then to hating it seconds later, It's a god damn mystery. It's as if Nickelback has found the holy grail to producing the worst music ever, now all we need is for someone to find the holy grail to produce the best music ever... and we'll have a war on our hands.

Anonymous

These are very valid reasons, It's just they weren't explained in depth. For example, the lead singer is a douche because... well, look at his lyrics. His lyrics are degrading women, they objectify women to simple sexual objects where he says that she'd look better with something in her mouth (which he refers to his penis, obviously). Whoever likes this music is awfully oppressed in some manner, or just hates women. If you like Nickelback, and you feel the need to defend it... just remember your music tastes change with your maturity, and right now your maturity is at it's growing point... you'll move onto better things, I promise.

Anonymous

You dont know them in real life so dont go judging them. This is cyber bullying! I never heard of such bad reasons! I dont care what you say about this band. If you dont like it on the radio change the station DONT EVER POST SOMETHING THIS TERRIBLE EVER AGAIN!

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mlmcv

You gave 10 reasons that they are considered the worst band? I give you just one:
Because it is a fad to hate on Nickelback. Simple as that. They have as much to hate as any other well known band. People just found it funny to hate on them, and now suddenly millions do, just because.
The lack of any actual reason on your top10 proves that.

Anonymous

To the people saying how they make more money than this guy and trying to make it an insult.
That's like saying the Kardashians are better than he is. Which, they aren't.
Anyways, this is almost all opinion.

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Anonymous

Ive read comments below. Cant you people respect each others thoughts and oppinions? I agree some of their songs disgust me, but chad has a good voice when used properly, and some of the lyrics in a couple of the songs really gets my heart.

Anonymous

Nickelback is the best band ever

Anonymous

ho ever made this blog is a dumb ass

Anonymous

I COUNDEN'T DISSAGRE WITH YOU MORE

Anonymous

What are you talking about? The author gives plenty of concrete facts, like that they WERE booed off stage, and chad DID win the douchbag of the year award, and over 50000 people DID sign a petition to prevent them from playing at that game. Also, listing rhyme schemes and lyrics is a valid point because it accurately portrays their total lack if talent and creativity, because it is A CONCRETE FACT that those stupid lyrics and rhymes where IN THEIR SONGS!!!

Okay, I'm just going to say it, your rhyme scheme argument is BS and here's why. Let It Be, written by one of the greatest bands ever around, has the worst rhyme scheme I can think of that first comes to mind. I mean, let it be/let it be
let it be/let it be, agree/let it be. And I still like the Beatles more. Also, Hendrix was boo'd off stage at a Monkeys concert, and he is a rock legend. Of course metal fans won't enjoy Nickelback, it's stupid to think otherwise. Their grunge music is pretty terrible (and tasteless), I'll give you that... I love their rock and country rock though, but if I had to pick my favorite bands of all time, they wouldn't even make the top 20. In lieu of that, I can't disagree with a lot of what you've said, but I can say that most of your argument is baseless and subjective.

Nickelback is great. anyone who thinks they suck well you're just self-absorbed people with no life.

Anonymous

now I am going to tell you ten things about this website that is chit.
1.this is just ur opinion not a fact.
2. your video don't work so cant back up ur 'facts'.
3. you're an idiot
4. if you listen to the word not the back track then you will see that the song are not the same
5. get a life
6.when u make as mush money as him and has a sexy wife then you can say this chit
7. SEX song, 'sex is always the answer, never a question' yes this is right did you put that in cause you are not getting any do you need help
8. and 'SOMEING IN YOUR MOUTH' (you're so much cooler when you leave it in your mouth/'cuz you look so much cuter with something in your mouth). is this cause you have never had your in someone month
9.if you don't like he get over it or get help.
10. and the last thing FUCK YOU I wrote this listening to nickback.
that all I wanted to say.
if you would like help you can email me at ksteven417@hotmail.co.uk I know some place where you can go and talk to someone xxx Kirsty Steven

kirsty steven

YOUR AN IDIOT - I AGREE WITH ALL THE COMMENTS - GO AWAY CRAWL IN YOUR HOLE AND DISAPPEAR. CHAD IS THE BEST PERSON TO WALK THE PLANET, THAT INCLUDES HERVE VILLECHAIZE, AND HE WAS PRETTY AMAZING, HE WOULD BE NUMBER ONE, BUT HE IS DEAD.

don't speak poorly of people you don't know personally. you are just as bad as them

Anonymous

I see you giving opinion, not reasons.

Anonymous

Wow, okay I was curious as to why people were hating on this band so much. Keep in mimd that I'm no fan of them nor do I listen to there music. Appearantly, according to your oh so logical reasoning, this band should be hated because everyone hates them and their music sucks. So, what you're saying is, if for some possible reason, critics start saying how Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber make the the best music of all time, and petitions go up to make a part two to Fifty Shades of Grey with over 100,000 signatures, we should also want those things too? If the critics you mentioned started supporting Nickelback, will you forget about this post and write one about why people should listen to them? Also, if you consider that 'sexually explict content', then you should listen to any song from Blood on the Dance Floor. I'm not going to insult you but please, give ACTUAL reasons to hate this band next time, okay? :)

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OMG Metal guys say nicel back is the worst, rock fans say its the best so fuck you metal guys!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Matter of opinion. Also I'm sure the pickle has more likes than you too, don't be mad though, pickles are great!

Interesting point well argued

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I agree with your article that you had written, however, there are some points that I don't, and I'm not supporting nor am I defending Nickelback here in this post, but even they would call you retarded, and that is just a fucking joke right there...

For example, there's an incidence where they are terrible on critics when they write a post on blogs related to Nickelback. Whomever relies on critic for a reliable source of any kind is completely retarded, because they're only there to inform the general population that have never listened to that album/artist/song before, or any person who wants to be a fan and wants to see what would the album be, from the critic's perspective - if it were to be positive and negative, for their final result of the album; not the fans' perspective.

Besides critics this an another reason why in this article why they're deplorable and intolerable to listen to, you put in; however, you mentioned that they were thrown rocks at to once during a concert. Sure, it is a sign that they're terrible, but this only happened one time in Portugal. It doesn't necessarily mean that they're the "worst band" [quote unquote] out there, there are far more worse bands out there than that of Nickelback, and that one is true.

The rest of this article is what I completely agree with fully. They are completely overplayed on radio stations (local/national pop and rock stations); overused for the media to use for samples for sporting event or television ads (because of the constant exposure that the artist has); redundant themes and instrumentation practice isn't required for anyone of their songs; repetitively use the same song structures (easy guitar chords and playing), and THEY do not use any other songs to separate itself from the rest of their songs or bands to be original, mainly at this point in their careers: they can do such a thing because they have the pinnacle of their careers. They rarely ever use anything besides the usage of 4/4, 3/4, and 5/4 (once-in-awhile), for their time-signatures. Their lyrical commentary is completely useless in my eyes and even for my ears to listen to.

And I have more offensive lyrical content that I listen or had heard on a daily basis, which it is not meant for the the general population to listen to, nor will they like or laugh at it. Nickelback has an extremely retarded lyrical content that makes your IQ drop and our generation decrease their entire intelligence in one shot. They're not even worth my time and energy. Every song is about your "typical" idea or world that rock and metal is in the status quo idea in the music world (from a pop perspective), and that would be individuals have: drugs, sex and alcohol, that is why I feel as if they're a fucking joke, to the point where they take it to the extreme, which the joke isn't funny anymore. Oh wait - it's only hilarious for a second - and then, it is useless... And they're making rock and metal a fucking joke in one shot. I'm not lying about that statement here. Their song titles are "S.E.X.", "Bottoms Up," "Something In Your Mouth", and the list goes on and on in their discography. All of their lyrics simply imply it and it's right in your fucking face the entire time. There's no way that Nickelback writes these lyrics because if they do, they're on the same level as a 6th grader would write anything. Or, their record label writes it for them which would be self-explanatory, if they were to do this, whatsoever - it will then result in more wages and more exposure in airtime on radio stations for them - if they were to do it that way compared to writing it on their own. Either way, these are completely trash and only made simply for white trash people who live in a trailer park and/or people who are on Maury.

Hey genius, start from yourself. Who writes black on brown? It is not 1990 anymore, they have invented a WEBSITE DESIGN already! And no, I don't like Nickelback as well as I don't like shitty websites :)

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Nickelback had the potential to be one of the best bands ever. Their first two albums are very good. They just completely went downhill.

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Most of these reasons are opinions, including the ones about the style of music they sing and their lyrics, some people like this about them. The rest are facts that have as much of a valid point in an argument as the fact that bananas have potassium in an argument about abortion. Im afraid to say your ofense is weak and your points are invalid and worthless like you.

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Dude, nickelback is a really good band, With really good music. Your theory sucks and if you dont like it. Dont listen it. Because they also have a lot of fans who do enjoy their music.

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If you hate Nickelback so much then why do you listen to them???
Just turn the flipping radio off and play a CD instead, listen to something you do like and stop moaning about something that doesn't have to be a problem!

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You are so wrong. They are an amazing band who have fans who love them. Just because people don't like them, doesnt mean theyre shit. Thats like saying Metallica is shit because people dont like them. Youre just jealous that they got a music deal and can make amazing music. Leave the band alone and their fans because if you dont like it, who cares. People listen to it because they like it. If you dont, dont listen to it. It's simple

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122 comments talking shit about a rock band, and Nickelback are the bad guys? Lol give me a break there not the greatest band ever I'll admit but you guys are just unbelievable I mean really... I just know that the guy who wrote this article has glasses, some wild hair style, a plaid shirt and TIGHT. tight. tight pants... You know its true.

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The worst band of all time is actually One Direction. Nickelback is good.

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look guys your not giving any facts! this is a biased report and if you dont like what on the radio dont listen to it just shut it off and just tell people you dont like the band they'll understand. its kinda like how if i dont like something i would avoid it. no go on the worl wide web and post some b.s. and why dont you go and try to put some good thing the crtitics are saying, because it would blow all the bad outta the water. think before you post stuff and call it a fact.

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This is shit. You are an idiot. None of this article is FACT. Not even the part about Fast and Furious. You're such an idiot. Saying that your stupid opinion is FACT? By god, I think that's the stupidest thing I've read in a while. You think that just because they wrote S.E.X. and Something in Your Mouth and their songs sound similar that they suck? Well you can suck your own dick. And I think that if someone where to see you in person, you would look exactly like the people you describe as horrible.

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Maybe you should take some time to actually LISTEN to some of their other songs. Like Lullaby, When We Stand Together, Savin' Me, and Too Bad. If all you ever do is listen to the ones with dirty titles, then no wonder you think they suck. That's like only listening to My Darkest Days' Casual Sex and Porn Star Dancing. They may have some bad songs, but they also have really good songs.

Oh, and bitch? It is not fact, just your idiotic opinion.

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Keep your opinions to yourself leave their fans to judge them. And BTW who cares if you don't like them other people do the stats prove it.

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Who cares if they suck they are at least better than all the mainstream crap coming out now.

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You can say all this crap about them no one cares. And really if you don't like them you should not care. Oh yeah and I completely agree let me know when you have sold that many records!

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Saying that Nickelback is a terrible band would be an insult to actual terrible bands who are taken serious by a dozen of people while Nickelback is nothing more than an overpraised joke. You could put them into the same category as One Direction for example, a bunch of strange-looking guy defended like a boss by their so grown-up 10 year old fangirls to whom every critic is just jealous and a hater with no life because what they like, must be totally awesome!

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Nickelback isn't the worst band of all time. Try listening to Bring Me The Horizon or another emo garbage, then you'll see for yourself.
P.S. I'm not defending Nickelback music either and I'm not their fan.

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the song's name is S.E.X you fucknut.....there are dots between the letters!!!!! you are literally the most fucked up dickhead that I have ever seen on the internet...go fuck yourself

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To kristy, you just showcased your stupidity to the whole world. The fact that you listened to their music shows that you need help badly.

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And to those retards here who says no one cares about your opinion, well NO one cares about yours as well. What this blogger said is mostly true and stop living in denial.

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I'm not a fan of Nickelback, but this list is ridiculous. Six of the reasons you give have nothing to do with the music and another two are "They wrote this song," so what, every band has at least one or two bad songs, maybe even more. There are only two legitimate reasons as to why they suck, which I agree with, other than that you're just filling in space.

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Everything you say is not a generalisation but your opinion....not everyone likes there music I understand that but you can not talk down to them. They have certainly achieved more in life than you ever will. Let's face it...you are writing your 'blogs' because you actually think that people give a crap when Chad and the rest of the band have money, nice houses and they are actually having fun. Get it through your skull, they are better than you and no body gives a shit about what you think.

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This is hilarious, I love all the nickelback fans tweaking out here... too bad they're opinion means nothing because they enjoy the most unoriginal, and untalented music ever

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I love nickelback I would like the person who wrote this blog to do what they do get up in front of millions of people and get bad critics and see how he feels they don't like bad criticism like this and doesn't deserve it so before u go judging them again or anybody make sure your perfect first

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omg guys we got so many things more important than this...i like nickelback, and you like your bands, but i am not saying that your music style sucks because i dont like them. an opinion is an opinion, and it is different for everybody on earth.
the real douchebags here are the ones who dont respect others opinions.

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Nickelback is a lame excuse to rip off money from people who grew up with grunge. It is pure pop music, with no artistic value whatsoever. In that respect, I can see why many people like it, as they do with Bon Jovi and the like. I, personally, turn my radio to another station 50% of the time because the whining voice just freaks me out. This, plus the stupid lyrics are an insult to my intelligence.

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This list just proves that the author has bad taste, I find the songs from Nickelback better than all of this "YO YO mutherf..er" RAP vommit than is running day and night.

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Its not hard to say that nickle back is a "decent band" people hate bands for stupid reasons all the time.

I thought that it was funny that they got booed off stage by poruguese metal heads because I think that they shouldnt of gone there in the first place.

The songs "something in your mouth" and "sex" I personaly wont listen too, but you cant hate them for a couple of bad songs.

Then there is the critics. Lets be honest here they probably get paid to wright things like that all the time. They will wright things you want to here thats how they make money.

If this isn't enough to change your oppinion in the smallest ways then I personaly ask, why dont you like them? Is it because you are worried about what your friends will say? Could it be that you heard a bad song by them, or it could be that you listend to an ignorant jerk with no life that makes money off of this post right here.

I leave this to you to think about. I came to this blog to see why people dont like this band and i think i found my answer. Thank you and im sorry about lack of spelling this is a long post and its all done on a tablet. I tryed to go back and correct some things, but there could be sone misstakes i missed thank you for reading my message and have a nice day

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